Individuality is a diamond. It's precious, desired, and too fucking expensive for me to afford.
I'll just use glitter and see where that gets me.

distortedcity:

ROFL HE THROWS HIS POOR FUCKING CAT HOLY SHIT

Obviously he had some of those mushrooms before he made this. 

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  • Jesus: Love thy neighbor as thyself.
  • People: What if they’re gay?
  • Jesus: Did I fucking stutter?
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gonna assume that everyone who scrolls right past this is named rick

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imageare not Rick.WHERE ARE YOU RICK!!!!!???

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we’re never gonna find this bastard.

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  • people: you're really quiet..
  • me: nobody plans a murder out loud
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The Sims in real life. 

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  • Question: Will you ever go back to writing Rush of Air? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

     

    Wow, that was random. Considering it’s been like…half a decade since I even touched that thing, not to mention the journals are deleted, I’m gonna go with no. Sorry broseph.